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The world is everlasting it's coming and it's going

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Anonymous asked: Who's your cousins dad?

oh haha i meant that david thewlis and my cousin were playing father and daughter in a film, rather than that i have a crazy famous uncle whose life is depicted in film!

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lol of COURSE woody allen had to cast kenneth branagh in that role despite the fact he was identical to every protagonist allen ever plays, it was just too implausible that THAT many women would want to give him blowjobs upon first sighting (coming down from allen’s average of around 2, branagh ups it to something more like 6).¬†and ofc it’s easy to see why smart, intelligent women would want to stay with neurotic, narcissistic, self-absorbed writers….

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oh haha no it definitely isn’t!! but i gave him the address and he said he would. maybe he wants to write the whole thing then send it

oh haha no it definitely isn’t!! but i gave him the address and he said he would. maybe he wants to write the whole thing then send it

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reading one of my first uni essays on Frankenstein … remember when i used to be clever